Sunday, November 27, 2011

Just a Bunch of Idiots

Please take care of yourselves..... A recent study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by idiots who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and crap like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol, they cause 3 times as many accidents.

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