Now, I don't have nothin against Dish but when my bill kept goin up and my checkbook balance kept goin down, and I kept hearin the same ole same ole, only watch one channel out of 500, well it just made sense to disconnect. You gotta watch yer pennies.
I didn't know it then but after they disconnected me, i figgered out that them people had had me hog-tied fer quite a while. it wasn't until after about two months, without havin to listen to all that gall-danged background noise, that i could think clear through to the other end of a thought without gittin side-tracked.
I felt liberated! i yelled, "i'm free, i'm free! let someone else make this corsporation rich...it ain't gonna be me no more, no how".
Now I can finally go back to eatin my Pupiklech without anybody botherin me.
Another amazin discovery I made was I could actually make a decision all by myself ( i remember doin that some time ago...) without some durn blonde bobblehead a-slippin a bridle on me and constantly pullin my reins left or right.
The best part.....I can still add....2+2 = 2, so that means my mental neuro-a-logical wirein ain't been hurt.
Seriously though, we got too much mental/background noise we're dealin with day in, day out. no wonder we be in so much trouble....we're completely farblongjid!
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