Thursday, November 12, 2009

The Old Farmer

A bus load of politicians was driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians. A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well some of them said they weren't, but you know how those bastards lie."

soule: gee, I just love it when the truth sticks you in the eye like a hot poker....and to think that this old farmer would take the time, out of his very busy day, to bury these politriksters, wiping a tear from his eye, probably from sweat, remembering all they've done for us. What a decent man. If it were me, I would've let the critters take care of them.... you know, the buzzards, pigs, coyotes, cougars, bears, alligators....

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